Happy little trees and majestic mountains splash across both the front and back of this short sleeve top by Paul & Joe. Normally, seeing happy little trees and majestic mountains together means you're watching an episode of The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross, but unfortunately in this case, it's a $2,458 shirt covered in sequins. Sequins. boutique1.com
Here's a clip of Bob Ross painting one of his classic landscapes. Bob always had a way of making you feel as though you too could paint a masterpiece if you just followed along at home and had an endless supply of Van Dyke brown.